Aug 28, 2011

Creepy Come-Ons 2: How to Instantly Turn Her Off

1) Licking your lips every few seconds when talking to her, while seducing her with your eyes.

2) Sneaking up behind her and staring at her silently until she notices you.

3) Sending her a photoshopped picture of her and her boyfriend with your picture pasted over his head.

4) Following her home (without her asking) after your first meeting, just to make sure she "got home safe".

5) Sending her a Facebook "Relationship Request" when you two have never even met.

6) Telling her you've been having her picture saved as your desktop wallpaper for months during your first date.

7) Creating a "love confession" video for her - a la Jim Carrey's video for Emma Stone - without having ever met her.

8) Sending her daily text messages in a foreign language that say things such as, "You are always on my mind."

9) Showing her the scrapbook you made from pictures you found of her online.

10) Sending her a playlist of songs that remind you of her, which includes "Do I Creep You Out" by Weird Al Yankovic and "Obsession" by Animotion.

Related post:

- Creepy Come-Ons: 10 Things NOT to Do or Say to a Girl


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