Ways to Turn a Woman OFF On A Date

1) Do a completely obvious, 180 degree turn every time an attractive woman walks by.

2) Wear tons of "Axe" body spray on your body, combined with loads of scented hair gel and a potently strong aftershave...you can never smell too good!

3) Tell her you forgot your wallet at home and ask if she could "spot you this time," after ordering the most expensive steak dish on the menu, an appetizer to start, dessert, as well as a fine bottle of wine to go with dinner.

4) Wear something outlandish (for example, a feather boa, pirate hat, hot pink mesh shirt, etc.) to make sure her eyes are only on you.

5) Tell her the things your ex would do for you in bed back when you were together, and proceed to "demonstrate" using hand motions and/or sketches.

6) Tell her open relationships are the "next step" in human evolution.

7) Tell her about the huge crush you used to have on her hot best friend.

8) Tell her showering is for wusses.

9) Let her know what a pimp you are by filling her in on all of your recent bedroom conquests within the past few months (4 of them fabricated).

10) Tell her all the things you'd LOVE to do to her tonight in bed, and that she'd be a fool to turn you down.