When Is Metro TOO Metro?

1) Guyliner.

2) When you take longer to get ready than your girl, and she spends over two hours getting ready.

3) When your pants are so tight, they give Pete Wentz a run for his money.

4) When you freak out because there's no spa service at your hotel, and you're only staying for two days.

5) When you have the salesperson at Neiman's on speed-dial.

6) When your girlfriend and her friends ask you for fashion advice.

7) When your closet is coordinated according to season, designer, and color, and your girlfriend has closet-envy.

8) When you're seriously considering electrolysis to make time every morning for all your "other" grooming needs.

9) When you wouldn't be caught dead in last year's Versace loafers.

10) When the idea of camping or hiking sounds like your idea of hell.