Jun 22, 2009

Creepy Come-Ons: 10 Things NOT to Do or Say to a Girl

1) Smelling her hair.

2) Telling someone you're dating, "You look like/remind me of my mother."

3) Calling her every day and leaving messages on her phone that just consist of breathing.

4) Sneaking up behind a girl at a club and proceeding to bump and grind or freak dance with her in your most "sensual" way possible.

5) Getting her number through a mutual friend - without her knowledge - and sending her anonymous "dirty" text messages.

6) Sending her unrequested, naked pictures of yourself.

7) Letting her know she better, "Hop on board, because the sexy train is leaving soon!"

8) Showing her your mini-shrine of Megan Fox, saying, "That could be you."

9) Leaving constant, unreturned messages, emails, and IM's on Myspace, Facebook, or any other social networking site.

10) Trying to seduce her with your long, unblinking, penetrating stare.

(Got any to add to the list? Let me know!)

Related post:

- Come-Ons 2: How to Instantly Turn Her Off

1 comments:

YUfool said...

"Hop on board, because the sexy train is leaving soon!"

that one's my favorite! and nobody better have a shrine up of my girl, megan.

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